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Our News Message On Hold Is Our Favorite Songs About Or Relating To Feet

We know being on hold when you want to schedule an appointment is annoying.  So, we've added some schedulers but still, there are going to be time times you're on hold till we can get to you.  To make it interesting, we've produced a special message on hold to entertain you until we can get to your call.  It was produced by David Naster and edited by CJ Slutsky. Jeff Slutsky is the narrator.  Below is the script we used.  

KCFA Music/Message on Hold

Best Songs About Feet

Kansas City Foot and Ankle

MUSIC: INTRO TO WALKING ON SUNSHINE, UP AND UNDER.

ANNCR:

Don’t you just hate being put on hold?   We’re gonna get to you just as soon as we can. But when patients rate you 4.8 out of 5 stars on google, you know you’re gonna be pretty popular.  NOW IF YOU CAN’T WAIT ON HOLD ANY LONGER, YOU CAN ALWAYS REQUEST AN APPOINTMENT ON OUR WEBSITE AT  WWW.KANSASCITYFOOTANDANKLE.COM OR DIAL ZERO AT ANY TIME TO LEAVE US A MESSAGE AND WE’LL GET BACK TO YOU.  So, while you’re waiting, we’ll share our favorite songs that are about, or related to . . . feet . . .  According to an informal survey of our staff here at Kansas City Foot and Ankle.  we’ve chosen SOME OF OUR FAVORITE songs that are about feet or the important THINGS WE do WITH OUR FEET LIKE WALKING AND DANCING, . . .And number one on that list was a big hit back in 1979 by Katrina and the Waves WITH “Walking on Sunshine”

MUSIC: Walking On SUNSHINE (after intro, cut to the second refrain at “Walking on sunshine” then under

ANNCR:

AND IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT WALKING ON SUNSHINE LOOKS LIKE, CHECK OUT THE LATEST PRODUCTION FROM THE KANSAS CITY BALLET. WE’RE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE’RE THE OFFICIAL FOOT AND ANKLE DOCTORS FOR THE KC BALLET AND ITS OUR JOB TO KEEP THEM ON THEIR TOES. (INTRO MUSIC, UNDER).  OUR NEXT SELECTION IS ANOTHER SONG ABOUT WALKING.  IT WAS A HUGE HIT WAY BACK IN 1963 BY THOSE FAMOUS JERSEY BOYS, FRANKIE VALLI AND THE FOUR SEASONS, WITH “WALK LIKE A MAN.”

MUSIC: EXCERPT FROM “WALK LIKE A MAN”

ANNCR:

THANKS AGAIN FOR YOUR PATIENCE AND WE’LL BE WITH VERY SOON. IN THE MEANTIME, ENJOY OUR NEXT SONG WHICH WAS A BIG HIT FOR KENNY LOGINS IN 1984, AND A HIT MOVIE BY THE SAME TITLE, STARRING KEVIN BACON. IT’S TIME TO CUT “FOOTLOOSE.”

MUSIC: EXCERPT FROM FOOTLOOSE

ANNCR:

THAT WAS FOOTLOOSE, AND IF YOUR FEET ARE LOOSE, THAT INSTABILITY COULD BE DUE TO HERIDITY OR PERHAPS AN INJURY TO THE FOOT OR ANKLE. THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT OFTEN TIMES IT COULD BE IMPROVED OR EVEN CORRECTED WITH CUSTOM ORTHOTICS.  ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF ORTHOTICS ARE RIGHT FOR YOU. NEXT, WE HAVE A SONG THAT REQUIRES FEET TO EXPRESS JOY AND CELEBRATION. IT WAS A BIG HIT IN 1989 BY THE MIAMI SOUND MACHINE FEATURING GLORIA ESTEFAN. AND WITH CUSTOM ORTHOTICS, YOU’LL WANNA “GET ON YOUR FEET.”

MUSIC: EXCERPT FROM “GET ON YOUR FEET.” 

ANNCR:

NEXT UP IS A SONG THAT SHOWS HOW WALKING EXPRESSES JUST HOW MOTIVATED SOMEONE CAN BE. THE GREATER THE DISTANCE, THE MORE THE COMMITMENT. AND FEW HAVE COMMITTED THEMSELVES MORE THAN THE PROCLAIMERS AND THEIR 1988 HIT ABOUT WALKING 500 MILES, TWICE,  WITH “I’M GONNA BE.” 

MUSIC: Excerpt from I’m Gonna Be

ANNCR:

WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE AND WE’LL GET TO YOU JUST AS SOON AS WE CAN. NOW IF YOU CAN’T WAIT ON HOLD ANY LONGER, YOU CAN ALWAYS REQUEST AN APPOINTMENT ON OUR WEBSITE AT WWW.KANSASCITYFOOTANDANKLE.COM.  OR PRESS ZERO AT ANY TIME TO LEAVE A MESSAGE AND ONE OF OUR SCHEDULERS WILL RETURN THE CALL. (BEGIN INTRO MUSIC). NOW WE GO FROM WALKING TO RUNNING.  MANY OF OUR DOCTORS ARE AVID RUNNERS AND THEY’RE ALL EXPERTS AT TREATING RUNNING-RELATED INJURIES LIKE PLANTAR FACITOUS AND STRESS FRACTURES. SO THAT’S WHY OUR NEXT SONG IS JACKSON BROWN’S  “RUNNING ON EMPTY.”

MUSIC: CUT TO REFRAIN OF “RUNNING ON EMPTY”

ANNCR:

NOW WE HAVE A SPECIAL TREAT BY LOCAL PERFORMER, JIM COSGROVE, AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN AS MR STINKY FEET. (INTRO MUSIC)  HE’S A HUGE HIT WITH KIDS THROUGHOUT KANSAS CITY AND BEYOND WHERE HE PERFORMS CONCERTS  AND IS AVAILABLE FOR SPECIAL EVENTS. CHECK OUT HIS WEBSITE FOR DETAILS. BUT IN THE MEANTIME, HERE’S A SAMPLE FROM ONE OF HIS SONGS PERFECT FOR OUR SURVEY, AND AN ODE TO HYPERHIDROSIS, JIM COSGROVE’S “STINKY FEET.”

MUSIC: CUT TO REFRAIN OF “STINKY FEET.” 

ANNCR:

THAT WAS STINKY FEET BY MR. STINKY FEET HIMSELF, KANSAS CITY’S OWN JIM COSGROVE.  AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE STINKS? BEING ON HOLD. SO, THANKS AGAIN FOR YOUR PATIENCE AND WE’D LOVE YOUR TO HANG IN THERE INSTEAD OF HANGING UP. IT SHOULDN’T BE LONG NOW.  NEXT UP IS A SONG THAT COULD EASILY BE ABOUT PERIPHERAL NEUROPATHY, JUST ONE OF THE MANY CONDITIONS THAT OUR DOCTORS TREAT AT KANSAS CITY FOOT AND ANKLE. HERE IS ROD STEWART’S “HOT LEGS.”

MUSIC: CUT TO REFRAIN OF “HOT LEGS” BY ROD STEWART”. 

ANNCR:

SO FAR, WE’VE SHARED SONGS ABOUT WALKING AND RUNNING. (INTRO MUSIC) BUT OUR NEXT SONG TAKES OUR FEET TO A NEW LEVEL.  FROM 1985, IT’S VAN HALEN’S NUMBER-ONE HIT THAT JUMPED RIGHT TO THE TOP OF THE CHART AND HELD THE TOP SPOT FOR FIVE STRAIGHT WEEKS.  OF COURSE, I’M TALKING ABOUT  “JUMP.”

MUSIC: CUT TO REFRAIN OF “JUMP”  

 ANNCR:

WE THANK YOU FOR BEING OUR PATIENT AND FOR YOUR PATIENCE. WE’RE SORRY THIS IS TAKING SO LONG. WE KNOW BEING ON HOLD IS A REAL PAIN, AND SPEAKING OF PAIN, OUR DOCTORS ARE THE EXPERTS. THAT’S WHY WE OFFER OUR EXPERTISE THROUGH THE HEEL PAIN CENTER OF KANSAS CITY.  (INTRO MUSIC FROM WALKING ON SUNSHINE) WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED OUR LITTLE SURVEY ABOUT FEET SONGS. AND, IF YOU CAN’T WAIT ANY LONGER, YOU CAN REQUEST YOUR APPOINTMENT ON OUR WEBSITE AT WWW.KANSASCITYFOOTANDANKLE.COM.  OR PRESS ZERO AT ANY TIME TO LEAVE A MESSAGE AND WE’LL RETURN THE CALL. WE HOPE OUR SURVEY MADE BEING ON HOLD A LITTLE LESS ANNOYING AND WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU AT ONE OF OUR FOUR OFFICES VERY SOON.

MUSIC: CONTINUE WITH INTRO FROM WALKING ON SUNSHINE. UP AND FAST FADE AFTER :60

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